RealMissAdventures
Came to Dr. for arm numbness

When they said they wanted a urine sample. I asked why? and they said the notes said I was in for STD testing. Nope just here cause my right arm hurts. I can hear them laughing in the hall still.

Here is a photo I took of him from across the room.  Lest you think he’s small let me assure you he is bigger then one of those shower curtain hooks. And has many more legs and is faster then the shower curtain hook.

Here is a photo I took of him from across the room. Lest you think he’s small let me assure you he is bigger then one of those shower curtain hooks. And has many more legs and is faster then the shower curtain hook.

Fuck you right in your prehistoric monster spiders Pacific North West

It’s not the rain in Seattle it’s that it’s raining monster spiders. Seriously. In my shower with me this AM. Not coming back to the house again. This is not the type of spider you trap under a glass. He would turn the glass over and wiggle his legs at you.

just-call-me-vendetta:


August 15, 2014
This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

just-call-me-vendetta:

August 15, 2014

This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

House then the other thing

I sold Adam a house for us, we moved in on July 1st. Friday night he proposed the idea of making the house official with a marriage. It was pretty sweet really. I agreed, it sounded like a good plan.

Crying in the car in the driveway

How’s your Friday

Crying in the car in the driveway

How’s your Friday?

I seriously thought he was joking

Until like 5 minutes into the conversation. Apparently I look like Warren Buffett’s apologist. The tips of my ears are all red and I’ve been sitting in the driveway at least 15 minutes. What do I take for this? Booze?

Wow, Got chastised?

Worst ad campaign ever. Also, I sure did. Like a small child, by a grown ass man in the capacity of my work so I couldn’t tell him to Fuck off. At least I didn’t cry in front of him. Win? When he told me to have a good weekend I did at least say. Yeah, Ok whatever.

WHY?

I think I may be channelling the head of accounting today. Yup I’m dressed like a 50 something middle manager today.