Locavore cocktail or shot of dude across bar who looks like someone we know?
And I had a big bowl of MSG soup and now I’m going to have to take all my clothes off and lay down on the sidewalk. IT’S LIKE A HORRIBLE ACID TRIP.
So many new ads for Seattle apartment rentals on Craigslist to cruise. Could be that I never slept, and I just keep looking at the same fucking 2 bedroom rambler ad. WHAT IS A RAMBLER??? IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RANCH TO ME. It’s not like I know the difference between a Bungalow and a Bunghole or anything. Mine is haunted by the way. Happy Spooky Monday Y’all!
The boyfriend got up early with me today even though we were up late. He made me breakfast burritos and a smoothie to take on the road with me on my way to work, and told me to have fun today! Seattle won’t be so bad.