Had a trying day. I’m currently mainlining booze and the Gap Band like a grownup?
Ok guys it snowed last night and today i have an open house at the alpine driveway house. Seriously it goes straight up. Pics of me falling on my ass while trying to clear that driveway to follow. Love your friendly neighborhood California transplant Realtor.
A 70 something year old agent with her ipad here at the front desk. She couls not have just yelled “fuck” any louder. Front deak is outside the CEOs office. She is my new spirit animal!
Nothing like a big group two day work event to make you feel like that time in Kindergarten when you threw up on the school bus and only the bus driver would hold your hand to cross the street.
WHAT? I’m sorry I just can’t hear you over that loud outfit. I’m rooting for the team with the least Bro fans. Seattle and Denver I’m lookin at you. Lets go North West Sparkly Vampire Saskwatch Serial Killers!
Them: Maybe you’ve heard of her the Queen of Alki?
Me: Oh, her Highness huh? Well maybe you’ve never heard of me. I’m the Duchess of Highland Park.